This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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