Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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