i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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