Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I look better un-naked...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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