I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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