it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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