hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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