I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
time to smoke my breakfast
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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