butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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