try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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