This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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