I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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