Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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