he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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