just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
