Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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