I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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