We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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