Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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