All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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