You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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