Me too!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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