And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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