The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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