Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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