Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I look better un-naked...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
