White coat. Heels.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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