I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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