I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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