STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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