with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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