So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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