Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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