So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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