Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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