Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I am one with the molecules
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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