Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
