Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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