Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
she told me i tasted like america
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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