he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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