I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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