There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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