new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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