just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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