we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
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