Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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