He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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