Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he was CRYING into my vagina
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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