she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Can you bring me the toilet please
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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