I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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