Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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