Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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